The AFP Blue Barracudas have agreed to a three team deal with 78729 and the Dell Troubleshooters . The Barracudas will receive Ned O’Neal from 78729 and M. Chip “Larry” Pho Phung and a bag of hash browns from the Troubleshooters. In exchange, the Barracudas will give up Daniel Garcia and Klint Richardson’s half empty bottle of unsalted peanuts.
This move is bound to generate controversy. Garcia was the team’s leading scorer last season and a fan favorite. And the peanuts were Planters.
Garcia, for his part, took news of the trade in stride. “They’re bastards,” Garcia said.
O’Neal is best know for being the third cousin twice removed of the famous Shaq O’Neal. Team manager Sam Holland said “Third cousin? Dammit!”
78729 will receive Richardson’s peanuts. “I was done with ‘em anyway,” Richardson said.
Pho Phung was a little used reserve on the Dell Troubleshooters bench. It is unclear how he will fit into the rotation. “But everybody loves hash browns,” Holland said.
This is the biggest deal in league history. The deal is final pending each player passing a physical.
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