


This move is bound to generate controversy. Garcia was the team’s leading scorer last season and a fan favorite. And the peanuts were Planters.
Garcia, for his part, took news of the trade in stride. “They’re bastards,” Garcia said.
O’Neal is best know for being the third cousin twice removed of the famous Shaq O’Neal. Team manager Sam Holland said “Third cousin? Dammit!”

78729 will receive Richardson’s peanuts. “I was done with ‘em anyway,” Richardson said.
Pho Phung was a little used reserve on the Dell Troubleshooters bench. It is unclear how he will fit into the rotation. “But everybody loves hash browns,” Holland said.
This is the biggest deal in league history. The deal is final pending each player passing a physical.
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